When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence
spock was even bullied on the planet of nerds lmfao what a nerd
Benedict talking about motion capture in the ‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’ for yahoo (x)
THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Dude, as a kid, i used to be like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
The Magic Begins
↳Favourite Book/Movie: Prisoner of Azkaban
- It’s called Master of the Universe.
- It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
- E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
- Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks.
- She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
- They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
- This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
- Because the human body doesn’t work like that.
- This is my reaction to everything else:
- Because the english language doesn’t work like that.
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format.
i got through three pages before i had to stop or risk throwing my laptop across the room
he makes bella blam just from blowing on her titty
it took like 5 years, but finally the truth is really out there. bless you internet for holding on to everything forever.
this whole series is literal trash and this just confirms it even more
You should read “The Love Game” on #wattpad #teenfiction http://wattpad.com/story/13087919?utm_content=share_writing&utm_source=ios&utm_medium=tumblr